Satirical Vibe Appearance!

I woke up in the X-Men's plane... I did that stereotypical scene where you jolt up out of bed and ask what's going on and where I was. As I was being frozenby Iceman in attempt to reduce burns, he explained that I was burned by Pyro and the X-Men had found and rescued me.

Suddenly the plane caught on fire.

"Jene!" I heard Cyclops yell.

Then suddenly Vibe flew down from the sky!

"Hola, meng! What chu doing?" He street talked.

"Um... Isn't Vibe dead?" Iceman asked.

"Meng, teh Vibe will nevah die! He's a legacy that just ain't gonna stop!" Vibe said.

"Vibe, defeat Pheonix!" I ordered.

"Vibe ain't no alien's play toy!" Rambled Vibe. "Vibe will do whatever Vibe wants."

"Vibe, I lead Justice League Detroit! I will order you around as I please!" I yelled.

"Meng, I'll kill Scottsdale--"

"Phoenix!"

"Whateva, meng!"

And the fight began. Vibe vibrated her until blood began to trickle down her face! She descended to the ground, dead!

"Victory!" Chanted Vibe.

"No, Vibe, you were only supposed to subdue her."

"What the !#@$ ever, meng!"

"Jean! No! Jean! No. No. No." moans Cyclops as he breaks down on the floor.

How is Vibe alive? What was I thinking when I wrote this? Will anyone ever referrence to this post? Will Cyclops have a mental breakdown? Find out on the Heroes United set of blogs! Particularly Mr. Fixit's, Professor X's, Magneto's, Koma's, Wolverine's, Pantha's and Tx's.

Yet more crossovers!

Here, here, here, here, and here. I think I'll let you people finish this for me. I'm having a hard time keeping up, let alone participating. When this is over I shall compile "The Master's Adition" featuring all posts from all participating blogs.

Another Crossover Continuation.

Available here. Swamp Thing is due to finish the story. Oh and Captain Koma posted another part too.

Koma Assualt Part 3.

Continued from here, the last paragraph of here, and here. Also, there is some behind the scenes coverage of Koma's conversation with Magneto here. Whoa! This is some crazy connection. Looks like this is the next big heroes blogosphere story. And all this response in under a day!

Outisde...

I hear a voice yelling over Koma's...
"Open up, ya poozers!" Yells the voice.
"Kilowog? Then Swamp Thing assembled his Strike Force!" I said as I opened the door. There were Zatanna, Power Girl, Kilowog, the Bulletteer, Frankestien's Monster and Frankenstien's Bride!
The STSF was here to help, but were they enough? Find out later...

Visiting Koma.

I decided to check on the menace that is Captain Koma today. He didn't answer the door. So I changed into a key and opened up the door. Inside I found Koma and his fake Lohanbot.

"Komy, we have company!" whined Lindsy "fake" Lohan. I hated her already.
"Coming!" Yelled Koma. "Let me finish scheming with Magneto!"
"Okay, but he's green, and doesn't look bery paaaaaaaaaa--" Screamed the Lohanbot as I ripped her battery out.
"What? The Manhunter?" Koma dashed into the room to his disfunctional robot.
"Manhunter, you will pay!" He yelled.

To be continued...

Please Leave, Lee!

I am sick 'n' tired of your annoying posts. Your spam is not appreciated. You should not tell me to get a life. It is you who is the one who needs a life. All you do is sit at your computer and spam us. So leave. Because we all hate you.

New record!

I subtracted hentai from One Piece (I'm trying to find it subbed. I didn't realize until today that they CUT OUT A THIRD OF THE SERIES! At least I'll probably see it uncut when I'm in Japan this July or August!) and lost ALMOST A THIRD! That's almost as much as 4K!ds cut from the series! Anyway, if anyone finds an online fansub site (Toonzone won't let me talk about fansubs...) let me know!

Space Ghost: Link to Link

First off: The Japanese intro to Space Ghost. Say what? I thought Space Ghost was American? Since when does Japan translate our shows? (Thank you, Novy for Pointing Out that Japan does translate our stuff, and it doesn't do very well.)

Second: A Fanmade episode of Space Ghost, Parts One and Two. Mine was better! I didn't try to immitate the voices and fall flat on my face, because mine was a transcript! (For you people who haven't been reading my blog since the start, do the blog search thingamajig [is that how you spell it?] on Space Ghost to find my transcript.)

Poll.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding out of the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Martian Manhunter! And he gives a cruel roar: "In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

ME AM BACK AND READY FOR ACTION

GOODBYE PEOPLE! ME FORGET YOUR USERNAME! IT WERE BIZARRO_JONN! YOU AMN'T GONNA REMIND ME WHEN ME WANT YOU TWO-HUNDRED AM ME! AND YOU! ME MAKE SO MUCH CENTS IT AM FUNNY! AMN'T IT NOT? IT AM? BAD! HELLO FOR NOW!

Sorry!

Bizarro J'onn was Swingin' with Bemzarro (from Dial B for Blog) and his account name and password fell out! So he can't post any more... See you later.

It's really sad when...

you subtract hentai from your search for something on Google and LOSE 12 THOUSAND PAGES!

DC is for the Weak.

Has anyone else noticed that almost all Silver Age DC Heroes have an achilles heel? Supes (I'm sorry John Byrne. I know how much you hate nicknames being tacked on your characters.) has Kryptonite. Green Lantern Hal Jordan has yellow. (So do the rest for that matter... except for Alan "Not really a Green Lantern but I call myself one anyway" Scott.) Aquaman has water. I have fire. (Why did I never just turn into, say, the weaknessless Flash, and not be menaced by it? Don't ask me...) Bizarros have blue krytonite (thanks for the picture, Corbiscide.), and probably more I can't remember.

Marvel on the other hand has zero weaknesses for most of their characters. Their people are supposedly only weakened by their uncanny need to go on a date whenever there is trouble (then again, the same thing happens to DC people.) Well, I'll see you either later today, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Bizarro returns Monday, for more Bizarro week.

Goodbye!

This am the end of Bizarro week. Me am not sorry it were so short! Am you happy! Me am! Amn't this crazy? I didn't watch the Bizarro episode of Sealab 2021 tomorrow, and it were very good done and traypored the Bizarros very well. Until yesterday, Bizarro J'onn.

P.S. Me go eat fire now!

Hey.

I'm back. I simply went on vacation to Mars. (I met up H'ronmeer there and he encased me. It turned out H'rnonmeer wasn't H'ronmeer and H'ronmeer was actually Captain Koma. I broke through his case and escaped.) I spilled some chalk on the floor before I left, and the Bizarro e-mail was just some sort of charity event (Ace closed it before he got to, "Some mentally ill children across America speak like this. Give them money for a proper education and they won't. So pay up.") But the Bizarros are still going to blog here next week. Adios.

Update: Bizarro Week Begins Next Week.

Don't expect him to actually start writing entries 'til then.