Life and Times of the Martian Manhunter

Sunday, April 30, 2006

For those wondering...

I am in the College Station base of JLI and am starting to think I need to reform the team. Justice League Middle of Nowhere Starring Martian Manhunter's making me cranky. Crime is running wild. And the Arizona referrences are due to my experiences in JLWA (Justice League West America).

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Transcript Arrived! Manhunter Appologizes for Delay!

Cue Space Ghost theme song: Greetings, I'm Tanzer and tonight we have a very special guest tonight on Ghost Planet. George Lucus.

Space Ghost: Greetings Citizen and Welcome to the Show.

Zorak: You won't like it.

Space Ghost: Shut up, Zorak or I'll bang you up the

*Moltar hits Please Stand By Button*

Space Ghost: What did you do that for? I thought you were done being religious! Supervillains can't be religous. They're... villains!

Moltar: Let's just get on with the show.

Zorak: How did we persuade George to get onto this show anyway?

Space Ghost: What does that word mean, "Persuade"? I think I like it! "Hold it villain or I'll Bng you

*Please Stand By*

Space Ghost (continuing sentence from above) with my persuado-ray (Patent pending)."

*Television Swivles Down!*

Space Ghost: Greetings George! How do you like it on Ghost Pla... Wait a minute! You're not George! You're some wannabe Space Ghost!

Martian Manhunter: What? I'm on? But... Excuse me for a second...

*Leaves set*

Martian Manhunter: Gr.... I thought their intro was going to go on longer! Oh well, maybe they didn't realize I've been secretly masquerading as their guests. Maybe those retired naval officers will still think their hero is actually hosting the show! Maybe that camera is off and not blowing the secret of this show's merchandizing. Nope. Definately on. Looks like its time for another one of those "Cancelled Show" episodes. They do way too many of those.

*Goes back on set*

Martian Manhunter as George Lucus: Hey Space Ghost! I got held up in a closet by some jerk name Megatron* trying to make me put him in Star Wars Episode I** but the Martian Manhunter rescued me. ***

Space Ghost: Shut up, Lucas! This show isn't Gerge Lucus : Coast to Coast! It's SPACE GHOST Coast to Coast. So did you go to SPACE GHOST CON '97? I heard you were some sort of Star Trek

Manhunter as Lucus: Star WARS.

Space Ghost: Right. Star Ponies. I hear you're working on Space Ponies Epsode CII.

Manhunter as Lucus: No it's Star Wars and we started over at Episode One because we thought prequals were hot.

Space Ghost: That's nice but I really don't care. Hey where are Zorak and Mol

*Space Ghost is slammed in the head with a chair by Zorak then melted to pieces by Moltar.*

*Fire Spreads to elsewhere in building and kills Martian Manhunter.*

Credits roll with sidebar showing the funeral of Space Ghost and the Martian Manhunter and short scene as follws.

Zorak: So I guess the show is cancelled?

Moltar: No. We get Moltar and Zorak: Coast to Coast.

Zorak: Yes! Evil always triumphs! Mwahahahahaha!

*Do a search on Megatron the Maniacal to understand the joke.

** Remember this happened in the mid-nineties.

*** That's a fabrication. I'm George Lucus in this interview.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Must buy!

I must have this car! How can my life be complete without it!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Space Ghost Transcript Thing

Coming soon: A Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode, made by me.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Fourth Post Today! Accepted into Dex in the City!

Now I'm in the sci-fi parody blog Dex in the City. I'm on a roll!

Copyrights Again.

Just to keep it straight my name is a copyright of DC comics. But it's my name so they can't sue me for using my own name. If I used a normal person's name it would be identity theft so I'm not doing that.

Finally In!

I finally got my invite into heroes united.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Blog Career Advice Part 4

And it's back!

6) If you don't follow my very first rule about not starting fictional character blogs and you happen to be a super-hero/villain blog then post on the Incredible Hulk's blog (see sidebar) and include your homepage. A bunch of heroes united people (I'm still waiting for the acceptance/denial e-mail for entering) read that blog and will point your blog out to the people at their blog.

I think that was my longest Blog Career Advice yet!

Friday, April 21, 2006

The Decider

I try to stay non-political here but I have to say that this homage to I am the Walrus beats my Camera-Man to death.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Camera Theme Song

Inspired by this page I created a Camera-Man theme song.

Camera Man, Camera Man!
Breaks whatever a camera makes!
Ruins some photos, any time!
Breaks up film, just like I'd!
Look out! Here comes the Camera Man!

Is he armed? Listen, Bud!
He's got scissors to cut up stuff.
Can he cut up those threads?
Take a look at my bed!
Hey there, there goes the Camera Man!

In the middle of a film,
At the scene of a photo contest,
Like an avenger of the night,
He arrives just in time!

Camera Man, Camera Man
Violent neighborhood Camera Man
Wealth and fame, he's got plenty
Just ask and you'll get a twenty

To him fighting crime is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Camera Man!

(Thanks to the old Spider Man TV show for the original lyrics.)

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Things to come

Coming soon to a blog called "The Life and Times of the Martian Manhunter". The Legion of Super Pets! An expose about a very controversial topic not usually involving them! As soon as I learn to use Photoshop!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Advice Needed... AGAIN!

I really need to get some sort of purpose on this blog. The spur of the moment, whatever I'm angry about stuff isn't working anymore. Indivduality is needed... badly. Maybe I could be another of those reviewing old comics blogs, but I already do that on "What Classic Comics Have You Read Recently" Thread on Comic Book Resources Forum. Hm... Maybe I'll talk about the joys of oreos. Or what the other leaguers have been doing since I disbanded the *CRASH* What happen? The ceiling* is falling. Maybe somebody set up us the bomb! I turned on the news and it turns out the aliens have conquered Australia and are now attacking the swamp to which I felt like moving! Got to go destroy them now. Read Invasion (from the late eighties) to find out how this concludes (in the DC world not the real DC world.)

*How do you spell ceiling anyway?

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Updates on links list.

I've added the names of my two commenters' blogs to my links list. Thanks for your commentary!

(Now corb it's time to change those ugly edit-me's on your blog((maybe a link to my blog)).)