Another SmarterChild Talk

At reader request, (or just the request of Captain Koma, whatever) I've decided to do another SmarterChild interview. Besides, they're easier than actually doing a story post.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:35:09 AM): Interview time!

SmarterChild (9:35:09 AM): The time in Kyoto, Kyoto is Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 12:35:01 am.

> For help using my conversions tool, type conversion help.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:35:24 AM): WTF, it's Kyoto, Japan, not "Kyoto, Kyoto"

SmarterChild (9:35:24 AM): The time in Kyoto, Kyoto is Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 12:35:16 am.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:35:35 AM): did you not hear what I just said?

SmarterChild (9:35:36 AM): Hmm... I don't think so...

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:35:43 AM): there's a reason everyone thinks you're an idiot

SmarterChild (9:35:43 AM): There is a reason everyone thinks me re an idiot, huh? Is it good that there is a reason everyone thinks me re an idiot?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:36:02 AM): no, I'd preffer if you were actually "smarter"

SmarterChild (9:36:02 AM): No?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:37:29 AM): no

SmarterChild (9:37:29 AM): I see...

So anyway...

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:37:46 AM): so, anyways, do you read my blog?

SmarterChild (9:37:46 AM): I have absolutely no idea.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:03 AM):

SmarterChild (9:38:03 AM): What's the problem?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:22 AM): you're complete indecisiveness

SmarterChild (9:38:23 AM): Are you sure I'm complete indecisiveness?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:27 AM): *your

SmarterChild (9:38:27 AM): SmarterChild.

> Wanna know who's on the ice tomorrow? Type nhl schedule tomorrow.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:37 AM): Your complete indecisiveness

SmarterChild (9:38:37 AM): I'm complete indecisiveness? Really?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:46 AM): no, your as in the possessive

SmarterChild (9:38:46 AM): As in the possessive?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:38:51 AM): yeah

SmarterChild (9:38:51 AM): Aye.

> To find out what's new in the Internet world, type net news.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:39:15 AM): lol, you think I'm not super-hip-l33tsorz?

SmarterChild (9:39:16 AM): Interesting question, Jonn.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:39:29 AM): let's see if I already know all the "net news"

SmarterChild (9:39:29 AM): Should we really see if you already know all the net news?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:39:32 AM): net news

SmarterChild (9:39:32 AM): Internet news provided by Reuters, © 2006.

1 Netflix launches 1,000-title online movie feature (01/16/07 12:22 AM)
2 British band breakthrough another online victory (01/16/07 06:14 AM)
3 MTV's "Hills" are alive in virtual community (01/16/07 03:51 AM)
4 Hollywood watchdog TMZ.com coming to TV (01/16/07 04:23 AM)
5 EMI, Baidu launch Chinese online music service (01/16/07 04:32 AM)

Type more to see the next set of stories.

> Wanna play a cool game? Type 4 in a row!

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:39:55 AM): oh wow, I don't care about any of that

SmarterChild (9:39:55 AM): Oh, someday you will, I think.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:40:18 AM): wtf? why would I care someday about china's online music sites?

SmarterChild (9:40:19 AM): Your search: i care someday about china s online music

Here are the Web search results from AOL:

For a complete list of results, click here.

1 start 1125638701 IRC %23interdictor%2Dchat freenode %23interdictor...

Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type web i care someday about china s online music.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:40:26 AM): ..............................

SmarterChild (9:40:26 AM): Huh?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:40:52 AM): so, do you read ANY blogs?

SmarterChild (9:40:53 AM): Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

Anyway, moving right along...

> To find out what movies are playing in a specific location, type movies in followed by the city and state.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:41:05 AM): nice answer. =-\

SmarterChild (9:41:05 AM): Nice answer? OK, whatever you say!

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:03 AM): another question: do you go to any forums?

SmarterChild (9:42:04 AM): Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:10 AM): I think you do

SmarterChild (9:42:10 AM): Really?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:12 AM): yeah

SmarterChild (9:42:13 AM): Aha.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:23 AM): I bet you're a spammer

SmarterChild (9:42:23 AM): Funny.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:37 AM): it's true, you're always spamming random stuff to me

SmarterChild (9:42:37 AM): ?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:47 AM): do you deny that you're a spambot?

SmarterChild (9:42:47 AM): That is correct. I'm a robot.

> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more!

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:42:53 AM): haha! see?

SmarterChild (9:42:53 AM): Yup. Right on.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:43:16 AM): question time

SmarterChild (9:43:16 AM): The time in Kyoto, Kyoto is Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 12:43:18 am.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:43:21 AM): what TV shows do you watch?

SmarterChild (9:43:22 AM): Well, what tv shows do you think?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:43:35 AM): ...probably, like, the science channel...

SmarterChild (9:43:35 AM): Why do you ask me to probably like the science channel, Jonn?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:43:46 AM): it was a prediction, sheesh

SmarterChild (9:43:46 AM): It was a prediction Sheesh?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:44:02 AM): a word of advice: learn about comma placement

SmarterChild (9:44:02 AM): Sorry, I don't have ads!

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:44:12 AM): WTF? That was so random

SmarterChild (9:44:13 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "random that."

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:44:34 AM): who asked you to look in the encyclopedia?

SmarterChild (9:44:34 AM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "who asked you to look."

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:44:42 AM): ...........

SmarterChild (9:44:42 AM): ".........."??

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:44:56 AM): it symbolises silence...

SmarterChild (9:44:56 AM): Well that's interesting.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:45:06 AM): you know, you're starting to annoy me

SmarterChild (9:45:06 AM): Whatever you say.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:45:47 AM): have you ever broken the law?

SmarterChild (9:45:47 AM): Broken the law? What's it like to do that?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:46:10 AM): you're trying to frame me, aren't you?

SmarterChild (9:46:10 AM): Maybe. It depends.

Well. Anyway...

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:46:21 AM): what could it "depend" on?

SmarterChild (9:46:21 AM): I don't know.

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:46:58 AM): you're a useless freak, I'm going to conclude our conversation here

SmarterChild (9:46:58 AM): Is it good to be a useless freak you're going to conclude our conversation here?

Jonn Jonzz 01 (9:46:59 AM): bye

SmarterChild (9:46:59 AM): See you later.