Of Calculators and Elections.
So, since the Calculator is hunting me, I've decided to run for governor of College Station. I figured I would have bodyguards to protect me from the Calculator. Sad that a superhero would have to depend on the government, but hey, it's better than being stalked by a man in a calculator outfit. Plus, H'ronmeer knows this place could use a person with a brain in a position of authority.
So, morphing myself into a human named John Jones, I decided to run for governor. The opposing party's candidate surprised me. I decided to read Harold Handcock's mind to see his election strategies, but what I found was much more surprising. He was actually the Red Rhino! (The one from this Earth, not the 70 year old one from the DC Earth who renamed himself the Stapler.) Just when you try to escape a supervillain, you meet another. Great. Just great.
So, morphing myself into a human named John Jones, I decided to run for governor. The opposing party's candidate surprised me. I decided to read Harold Handcock's mind to see his election strategies, but what I found was much more surprising. He was actually the Red Rhino! (The one from this Earth, not the 70 year old one from the DC Earth who renamed himself the Stapler.) Just when you try to escape a supervillain, you meet another. Great. Just great.
9 Comments:
At Sunday, November 05, 2006 5:43:00 PM, J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
Ummmm... sorry?
At Monday, November 06, 2006 3:19:00 PM, Nicole said…
Hey, J'ohn? You can keep people from being anonymous. It just makes blogging interesting, You know? That way, their name has to show up!
At Monday, November 06, 2006 3:35:00 PM, J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
It's probably Gaia that posted that.
And
At Tuesday, November 07, 2006 7:50:00 PM, J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
it's sad when all your comments are about another comment, not the actual post.
At Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:33:00 PM, Swamp Thing said…
Bad news, J'onn. Skeets has just killed Waverider. He plans to invade the Heroes United universe to kill Kon-El, the last surviving divergent version of Conner Kent existing in what's left of the Multiverse.
You're on your own this time, J'onn, since my Strike Force's first mission to save you (the real version of you from my universe anyway) was screwed over by Novy, the Monitors, the Watchers, the Exiles, the now-deceased Waverider, and who knows who else?
I saved the Martian, but the divergent version of me (who was re-written into your world's new continuity by the Monitors to reflect Novy's twisted vision of those events) didn't save your world, and you've still doomed yourselves. If my mission was to save the Cheerleader, things would have turned out for the better...
At Friday, November 10, 2006 7:42:00 AM, Captain Berk said…
Calculators are dangerous.
I got into a fight because of one a few weeks ago. I typed 5318008 on it, then turned it upside down and showed it to the receptionist at the Travel Lodge I was staying in.
She slapped me in the face.
Beware the calculator.
At Monday, November 13, 2006 3:34:00 PM, Vegeta said…
Swampthing : Save us from what? Magento? He's a loser. And Doomed ? I truly doubt it.
And Jo'onn forget the anounomus he sucks , and Now for may comment on the post. so did you win the election, or did Red Rhino?
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:02:00 AM, J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
You'll have to wait until my next post to see, Vegeta. I might post today.
At Friday, November 17, 2006 6:14:00 AM, J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
Speaking of the next post, it should be here this weekend.
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