Shocking!

Well, it turns out there are two Red Rhinos! The one from the other dimension who is 70 or so years old due to having to wait another 30 years to get back to my time, and the Red Rhino that was naturally here. The two have forged an allience. I'm pretty sure the 70 year old one is senile. Why else would he call himself "The Stapler?"

So, I arrived at the pier. The Stapler said that he would return Ace on the condition that I would swear an oath to fight "The Legion of Appliences." I agreed, naturally. But isn't eight on one a little unfair? I think I might need some allies.