Life and Times of the Martian Manhunter

Monday, July 31, 2006

Ace's Return! A Secret Alternate Reality?

Ace Chapter 6:

Batman opened the fridge. "Out of suplies! Alfred, why didn't you bring rations! And how did we lose half of the food we had yesterday?" asked Batman, suddenly staring at Robin.
"Master Bruce, young Master Drake is a growing boy. Can you blame him for his hunger? Would you rather he starve?"
"*Sigh* I guess not. Ace, any clues on the strange continuity errors we've been recieving recently?" asked Batman.
Ace began to bark. Batman understood. "So, you say that we're in two slightly different realities that began to intersect when Sinister captured you, taking you to a desert island, whereas I arrived in a werehouse? And this also explains how you suddenly lost the ability to talk, and how I can still understand what you're saying in my version of the reality? Well, that does explain quite a bit, Ace,"* states Batman. "But how are we communicating and interacting if we're in different universes."
Ace explains that the universes are only slightly divergant and that when Batman entered the werehouse, the universes began to see and interact with each other.
"Congorilla, can you fix this?" Batman asked the newly created Congorilla/Khaos clone.
The universes began to fuse...

*This is a homage to cheesy silver age explanations, not sloppy writing.

17 Comments:

  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:26:00 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    That is one smart puppy.

     
  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:43:00 PM, Blogger Ace, the Bat Hound. said…

    *Cue Linbot coming in and saying something like, "Aww, not only is he cute, he's also a genious!"*

     
  • At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:56:00 PM, Blogger Synth-Lin said…

    Wow You predicted the future, almost.

    That hunky Batman, does he know how to bulk up my Komy. Cause I do love him but.... Well all you girls know it'd be nice for your man too at least have some kind of muscles. Komys biggest muscle is his brain.

    BTW - Miss Lindsay said that talking dogs only get in the way of the leading lady.

    Love you all

    Lin

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 1:56:00 AM, Blogger Kon-El said…

    scraches head

    Huh?

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 5:27:00 AM, Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…

    Kon, I don't fully understand it either, but I'm not Ace, the Dog Genious.

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 6:50:00 AM, Blogger Swamp Thing said…

    This explains how Alex Luthor created your Heroes United Earth. It was a partial merger of worlds only now completed.

    On my own Earth, J'onn never met Ace.
    Ace never talked either, and passed away years ago after a sad accident in the Batcave with the Batmobile, I'm afraid...

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:27:00 AM, Anonymous the unknown said…

    Alexander Luthor created nothing! he only revealed univereses that were already there .

    Including your fragment reality It's a mazing the same Crisis happened a year ago in reality and 12 weeks ago in another one's ,mmemories of the veents are false.

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:38:00 AM, Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…

    Swamp Thing, I've been enjoying your lessons on your earth vs. our Earth (DC vs. HU) and will try to incorporate more of this subplot into my next Monitor post.

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 12:09:00 PM, Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said…

    Wow, that was the best "dog talkin" I've seen since Timmy fell down the well and sent Lassie for help.

     
  • At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 5:40:00 PM, Blogger Swamp Thing said…

    the unknown said...
    "Alexander Luthor created nothing! he only revealed univereses that were already there."

    Right. But Luthor also created new Earths by merging two or more of them together, going to the extreme of stealing divergent Earths from other Multiverses to alter their timelines during the mergers. The Heroes United merging is simply taking longer than most. Once young Luthor realized your universe would have/need a Superman, he gave it up.

    the unknown said...
    "Including your fragment reality It's a mazing the same Crisis happened a year ago in reality and 12 weeks ago in another one's, memories of the events are false."

    Wrong. Your universe has a faster timeline than mine. For me, Dibny, Booster, Hourman, and Green Arrow, only 12 weeks have gone by. For everyone else in the blogoverse an entire year has passed since the crisis ended, under very different circumstances.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 4:52:00 AM, Blogger corbiscide said…

    1. New post at corbiscideit.

    2. Ace is always going to be cute to Lin.

    3. Kon is STUPID if he can't follow the story.

    4. Swampy is in another universe and that explains alot.

    5. Vote for Captian Koma at smily wars on the HU forum.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 5:02:00 AM, Blogger Vampirella said…

    oh I wonder if Ace can teach our dogs some tricks :)
    the only thing Hoser can do is widdle and put out fires Hotstuff sets

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 5:34:00 AM, Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…

    Re: Corb's #4) Wow, that was kind of harsh... Ace wrote this between commercial breaks while watching tv... so it might not make full sence, but if it does to most of you then I have succeeded. Sorry if it was lost to you, Kon but maybe if you read it again, it'll make more sence. The general gist is that Batman, Alfred, Congorilla, and Robin were in one dimension, and that Ace, Sinister, and the Khaos clone were in the other. The dimensions were so close that the people in both dimensions could interact with each other. Batman asked Congorilla/Khaos to fuse the dimensions so the continuity errors would be fixed, and that is where Ace finished his post.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 5:35:00 AM, Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…

    Sorry, Corb #3. Not #4.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 9:57:00 AM, Blogger Vegeta said…

    Unknown shut up!


    Bulma's been saying the after effect of the Crisis are still going . So who knows what kinds of weird Abberations will show up ? Time running diffrent in to realities could be one. So before you start Spouting your little thoeries do some research.


    Corb Kon is an idiot Apparently still dead in Swampthing's reality. but still an idiot

    Swampthing I think I'd met Kal -El Before the Crisis, Or my memories have been changed to deal with the new reality. But that doesn' t mean he wasn't from Earth 5 or something.

    One question though why does the name " Anti Monitor" sound so familar to me?

     
  • At Wednesday, August 02, 2006 7:42:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said…

    J'onn, it's yout turn for the Summer of Compliments.

    I enjoy reading your blog whenever I stop by. Keep up the good work.

     
  • At Friday, August 04, 2006 10:58:00 AM, Blogger J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…

    I finally did it! After much begging I finally got compleminted by Jon! Thanks!

     

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