Wolverine's Tirade Continues! An Untimely Death!
J'onn Chapter 8:
Wolverine staggered back. Healing factor, do your thing! Sure enough a few seconds later he was recovered.
"Scott, have Hank fly the plane while you blast this scumbag!" commanded the feral Canadian, Wolverine.
"You have no riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" screached Cyclops as he walked in to scold Wolverine.
"Toldja," Wolverine said.
I hate to admit it, but for once, Wolverine's right! thought Cyclops. "What do I do now?" asked the X-Men's not so brave leader.
"What do you think? Blast him with your eyebeams!" barked Wolverine.
Duh! Why didn't I think of that? thought Cyclops as he zapped the creature in my body. It was fried to a crisp.
"Wait, Wolverine, wasn't that J'onn's body?" asked Cyclops.
"Oh great!" moaned Wolverine. "Now we're gonna have to arrange a funeral!"
To be continued...
Wolverine staggered back. Healing factor, do your thing! Sure enough a few seconds later he was recovered.
"Scott, have Hank fly the plane while you blast this scumbag!" commanded the feral Canadian, Wolverine.
"You have no riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" screached Cyclops as he walked in to scold Wolverine.
"Toldja," Wolverine said.
I hate to admit it, but for once, Wolverine's right! thought Cyclops. "What do I do now?" asked the X-Men's not so brave leader.
"What do you think? Blast him with your eyebeams!" barked Wolverine.
Duh! Why didn't I think of that? thought Cyclops as he zapped the creature in my body. It was fried to a crisp.
"Wait, Wolverine, wasn't that J'onn's body?" asked Cyclops.
"Oh great!" moaned Wolverine. "Now we're gonna have to arrange a funeral!"
To be continued...
posted by J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter @ 1:31 PM
8 Comments:
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 2:38:00 PM,
Gaia said…
I'll have to send some flowers...or a daisy...or some grass...or something...
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 4:49:00 PM,
Cyclops said…
Man, I hate it when that happens.
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 4:49:00 PM,
Professor Xavier said…
I warned you people! Think before you attack!
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:40:00 PM,
J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
How did you manage to switch identities and type all that it 20 seconds, professor?
At Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:41:00 PM,
J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
I bet you were using two windows and had it all set up and clicked them at almost the same time!
At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:02:00 AM,
Vegeta said…
I encourage and Promote people trying to kill Wolverine Not only am I a member of the Kill Wolverine club I'm also the president.
At Monday, July 31, 2006 5:09:00 PM,
Professor Xavier said…
J'onn - I have no idea what you're talking about.
Vegita - Wolverine can't be killed. It's in his contract. Sorry.
At Tuesday, August 01, 2006 5:37:00 AM,
J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said…
Can't he be killed to come back the next month in order to sell more comics?
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